How flying giraffes were made.
A giraffe and a bird had a baby.
Just kidding!
One day Henri the hedgehog was…
no, wrong story.
Ok here is the real one.
Once upon a time there was a giraffe named Godric. Godric was a special giraffe, because he always had these 2 bumps on his back, right near his shoulder blades. his father got very suspicious, thinking that his mother was cheating on him with a camel. Godric was not accepted by all of the other giraffes because of those bumps, and they were VERY mean to him about them! So, he was used to being very independent. One day he was eating lunch by himself, at his own tree, when suddenly all the other giraffes cried out from their circles around the trees! There was a giant RABID ALBINO KOALA!! The main predator of giraffes!!! Suddenly, from Godric’s bumps sprouted 2 glorious white wings! All of the other giraffes cried “Oh Godric, help us! Please oh please, save us from the koalas! You’ll be our best friend for the rest of time!!”. They would finally accept him! Godric looked at the other giraffes, then at the rabid albino koalas in the sky, leaped up into the air flapping his wings, and!…. flew off. He looked down at the giraffes, stuck out his tongue, and flew off to the Bahamas, where he met a gorgeous flying giraffe and they started a family, and they lived happily ever after because they were never attacked by koalas again.
The moral of this story? Always be nice to the weird people so that when they sprout wings they will save you from the rabid albino koalas.
~Mary
